Unfortunately for you, my Internet is back, and i have sooooo much things to tell.
Let us start by the first one: i received in less than one week 132 emails and 95 spams. I'm sure you are impressed. Of course, every emails were in relations with my function of being the master chief of THE Party, of course. Yes, I work, yes! Damn you.

Then i would like to warn everyone who could receive a telephone call on their cellular with a number beginning by +317. Be aware! Nah, seriously be careful, it is a call from Algeria and actually it looks suspicious. I already heard this story twice by two people who do not live at the same place, who do not know each other, who do not have the same provider.

What to tell more?
Oh yeah! Sharky was happy to learn "wtfmf?!".